Do You Know “The Life of a Showgirl”? Ultimate Lyric Quiz

Test your Showgirl knowledge with my super tricky Taylor Swift lyric quiz!

From kismet to Kitty and Ophelia to Opalite, try your hand at my tricky lyrics quiz and see if you can “keep it 100”.

Can I take a skate on the ice inside your veins, or are you softer than a kitten? You’ll have to take the test to find out.

Take theTLOAS Lyrics Quiz

There are three general categories of questions: complete the lyric, fill-in-the-blank, and more general thematic questions that cover imagery, metaphors, and song connections.

Some of these questions are easy, some are really, really tricky, and some have more than one correct answer.

At the end of the quiz, you’ll be able to go back and see explanations for both right and wrong answers.

Each time you take the quiz, the questions will be different, so if you don’t pass on the first try, give it another shot!

The Life of a Showgirl Lyrics Quiz

❤️‍🔥 ❤️‍🔥 ❤️‍🔥

1. Complete the lyric: "When I said I don't believe in marriage..."

"That was a lie"

"That was me trying"

"I just had to try"

"I'm sorry that I lied"

2. Which 3 European countries does Taylor reference, directly or indirectly, on TLOAS?

France

Italy

Spain

England

3. Complete the lyric: "Like my whiskey sour, and poison thorny flowers..."

"Welcome to my cancel club, it'll break your heart"

"Welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark"

"At least you know exactly who your friends are"

"I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal"

4. Complete the lyric: "Now they've broken you like they've broken me..."

"Can't you see my infamy loves company?"

"Like my whiskey sour (I like it), and poison thorny flowers (I love it)"

"And now you know exactly who your friends are"

"But a shattered glass is a lot more sharp"

5. Fill in the blanks: "It's actually ______, all the time you've spent on me. It's honestly _____, all the ______ you've put in."

cute, lovely, time that

lovely, cute, work that

sweet, wild, effort

sweet, amazing, effort

6. Fill in the blanks:

"Everybody's so _____ on the internet

Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not

Every joke's just _____ and _____

Sad as it seems, _____ is hot"

bold, scolding, screens, being mean

f***ed, mewing, screams, roasting me

loud, cruelty, spite, callousness

punk, trolling, memes, apathy

7. Which songs on TLOAS mention posh designer brands?

Cancelled!

Wishlist

The Life of a Showgirl (title track)

Elizabeth Taylor

8. In how many songs on Showgirl does Taylor refer to eyes?

2

3

1

5

9. Fill in the blanks: "She's dancing in her garters and ______, fifty in the cast, zero missteps, looking back, I guess it was ______."

tassles, destiny

fishnets, kismet

lace, fated

headdress, fated

10. Fill in the blank: "Beware the wrath of..."

"Taylor-gaiters"

"smooth operators"

"content creators"

"masked crusaders"

11. Fill in the blanks: "_________ Road and the _________ Beach, watching the game from your brother's ___________."

Gallatin, Lakeside, Jeep

Mansker, Cumberland, Jeep

Long country, Old Hickory, bleachers

Power Plant, Rockland, TV"

12. In how many songs does Taylor use the word "lover"?

2

3

4

1

13. Complete the lyrics: "All my white diamonds and lovers are forever..." (select as many as apply)

"In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds"

"And if you ever leave me high and dry"

"Been number one, but I never had two"

"Don't you ever end up anything but mine"

14. How many different terms of endearment does Taylor redefine in Honey?

3

1

4

2

15. Complete the lyric: "Staying friends is safe..."

"Doesn't mean you should"

"Doesn't mean it's good"

"Doesn't mean he would"

"Doesn't mean you could"

Your score is

0%

By Wordpress Quiz plugin

More from The Life of a Showgirl

Check out my brand new YouTube channel where I deep dive into all things Showgirl, and so much more.

Complete TLOAS Prologue Poem